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dutch rule

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Picture of a digital train station sign saying: "oepsie woepsie! de trein is stukkie wukkie" we sijn heul hard aan t werk om dit te make mss kan je beter fwietsen owo" Reply:"Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is"
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Article Headline: "UK's oldest tree is undergoing sex change, botanists say" Post: "if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you"
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Knock knock

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"knock knock" "who's there" "sigh. deez who?" "deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise"
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trickeruley

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Back cat: "My liege, I have not been fed in many weeks. Beseech thee to fill my kibble bowl and allow my starving frame some mercy..." Said liege answers while reading a book: "I fed thee six minutes ago, dear eunuch." Black cat: "Drat."
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I'm not trying to turn your kids rule

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"I'm not tring to turn your kids trans; that's stupid. I'm trying to turn them into socialists. #for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone's business"
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roses rule

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Tumblr post with valentine's day poems about discovering your sexuality; each on their respective pride flag. "ROSES ARE RED; CLOUDS ARE GRAY; I LIKE THE SAME SEX; OH CRAP IM GAY" "VIOLETS ARE BLUE; AND SO IS THE SKY; I LIKE A FEW GENDERS; I MUST BE BI" "ROSES ARE RED; SO PRETTY GEE GOLLY; BUT SO ARE VIOLETS!; I MUST BE POLY" "ROSES ARE RED; WOOD IS TAN; I CANT CHOOSE A GENDER; I MUST BE PAN" "ROSES ARE NICE; SO IS YOUR FACE; NOBODY IS SEXY; I MUST BE ACE" "I CANT FIND A COLOR; THAT ENDS IN EMMY; I WANT TO BE INCLUDED; GUYS, IM DEMI"
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hrulet

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ceiling rule

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Tumblr post: "99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!" Reply: "FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING"
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