"Do you know what time it is, young man?"

How apropos that these are the two posts below yours in my feed:

“Is… Is it food-a-clock?”

“Very goood! Only you’re three hours late. Now get to it.”

Am i a joke to you?

I’m sorry but if mom’s sitting all seductive like that I’m boutta be my brother’s father. Just asking for it.

Gahdam let me hit that mussy