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Something about the angle and the subjects and the colors reminds me of cookbooks from the 80s.

Betty Crocker's Cookbook cover showing a multicourse meal

Sophie had a shrimp on new years eve

Cats doing literally anything are so cute

Also cats not doing anything.

Watched this for too long waiting for cat to finish it

Oh she finished it…. Took her a good 20 minutes tho.

Is a party with shrimp similar to a crab rave? Crustacious er, curious minds want to know

It is similar, but more low key, there is more mingling than dancing. Next up, let’s talk about a langoustine fiesta!

Mission impossible music starts playing.

I wanna know what kind of host puts out strawberries with the tops still attached.

The kind that wants to leave a convenient handle on their food so party guests can pick one up without finger-fucking the entire fruit bowl.

Wrong. It’s the kind that likes to find the decapitated strawberry tops, covered with their guests spit littered throughout their home.

Easily solved by inviting better guests.

Word on the street is that serving spoons were invented for this exact purpose.

… but … why show the ice? Why is the bowl clear. I’m so confused.

Ice to keep the shrimp cold, clear so you (and guests) can see the ice. It’s a common way to serve cocktail shrimp.